You've landed on the homepage of Boilerplate Creative. Do you... 1. Seek out videography, marketing or design services. 3. Find out what Boilerplate Creative is. 4. Open the door marked "Tiger." 2. Say the Magic Word. You've landed on the homepage of Boilerplate Creative. Do you... 1. Seek out videography, marketing or design services. 2. Say the Magic Word. 3. Find out what Boilerplate Creative is. 4. Open the door marked "Tiger." The door opens and the tiger eats you. The door opens and the tiger eats you. Do you... Do you... 1. Go back to the beginning. 2. Find out what Boilerplate Creative is. 3. Open the door marked "Grizzly." 1. Go back to the beginning. 2. Find out what Boilerplate Creative is. 3. Open the door marked "Grizzly." Wow. Okay. The door opens and the grizzly eats you. Wow. Okay. The door opens and the grizzly eats you. Do you... Do you... 1. Go back to the beginning. 2. Find out what Boilerplate Creative is. 1. Go back to the beginning. 2. Find out what Boilerplate Creative is. You notice a small table against the opposite wall. On the table is a note and a small bottle filled with blue liquid. You notice a small table against the opposite wall. On the table is a note and a small bottle filled with blue liquid. Do you... Do you... 1. Read the note. 2. Drink whatever is in the bottle. 3. Go back to the beginning. 1. Read the note 2. Drink whatever is in the bottle. 3. Go back to the beginning. The note reads: The note reads: Greetings, Traveler. To reveal what is hidden, place a drop of the bottle's contents in each eye. Greetings, Traveler. To reveal what is hidden, place a drop of the bottle's contents in each eye. Were I you, I'd avoid actually drinking it. The results could be unpredictable. Were I you, I'd avoid actually drinking it. The results could be unpredictable. Do you... Do you... 1. Place a drop of fluid in each eye. 2. Drink it anyway. 3. Go back to the beginning. 4. Give the owner of this site a piece of your mind. 1. Place a drop of fluid in each eye. 2. Drink it anyway. 3. Go back to the beginning. 4. Give the owner of this site a piece of your mind. You drain the bottle in one gulp. You drain the bottle in one gulp. The room starts to spin immediately. Everything is getting dark. Sleep sounds nice, doesn't it? The room starts to spin immediately. Everything is getting dark. Sleep sounds nice, doesn't it? You awaken in a large well-lit room with a Doctor looking down at you with concern. You awaken in a large well-lit room with a Doctor looking down at you with concern. Do you... Do you... 1. Ask the Doctor where you are. 2. Jump from the bed and run out of the room. 3. Wait for the Doctor to make the first move. 1. Ask the Doctor where you are. 2. Jump from the bed and run out of the room. 3. Wait for the Doctor to make the first move. You're in a coma ward. I'm sorry to say that you've been out for 30 years. Do you... 1. Run screaming from the room. 3. A coma ward? Seriously? Isn't this is a little elaborate for one guy's business site? I mean, is there a point to all this? 2. Attack the Doctor with your sword. The Doctor puts down the clipboard and says: Do you... 1. Run screaming from the room. 2.Attack the Doctor with your sword. 3. A coma ward? Seriously? Isn't this is a little elaborate for one guy's business site? I mean, is there a point to all this? Now that you're up, I can release you, but I'm worried you'll have trouble adjusting to the future. The Doctor puts down the clipboard and says: You're in a coma ward. I'm sorry to say that you've been out for 30 years. Now that you're up, I can release you, but I'm worried you'll have trouble adjusting to the future. As you sprint towards an open door, you hear the Doctor yell, "We've got a runner!" As you sprint towards an open door, you hear the Doctor yell, "We've got a runner!" Suddenly, two guards charge into the room, blocking your escape. Suddenly, two guards charge into the room, blocking your escape. Do you... Do you... 1. Run in another direction. 2. Try to charge through the guards. 3. Draw your sword. 1. Run in another direction. 2. Try to charge through the guards. 3. Draw your sword. 4. Stop and raise your hands over your head. 4. Stop and raise your hands over your head. Wait. Why do you have a sword? Who just carries a sword? What were you expecting this morning where you thought, "You know, I'd better bring my sword"? Wait. Why do you have a sword? Who just carries a sword? What were you expecting this morning where you thought, "You know, I'd better bring my sword"? Anyway, the guards are just as shocked by this as I am and they jump out of your way. Anyway, the guards are just as shocked by this as I am and they jump out of your way. Do you... Do you... 1. Run out of the room. 2. Turn and ask the Doctor where you are. 3. Attack the Doctor with your sword. 1. Run out of the room. 2. Turn and ask the Doctor where you are. 3. Attack the Doctor with your sword. 4. Attack the Guards with your sword. 4. Attack the Guards with your sword. One of the guards draws a silver baton. The baton emits a blinding flash of red light. One of the guards draws a silver baton. The baton emits a blinding flash of red light. After an instant of agony, you find yourself in the middle of a long corridor. After an instant of agony, you find yourself in the middle of a long corridor. In one direction, the corridor leads towards light. In the other, it disappears into darkness. In one direction, the corridor leads towards light. In the other, it disappears into darkness. Do you... Do you... 1. Walk towards the light. 2. Walk towards the darkness. 1. Walk towards the light. 2. Walk towards the darkness. The Doctor continues looking at you with concern, only looking away to make notes on a clipboard from time to time. The Doctor continues looking at you with concern, only looking away to make notes on a clipboard from time to time. Do you... Do you... 1. Ask the Doctor where you are. 2. Jump out of the bed and run out of the room. 3. Wait for the Doctor to make the first move. 1. Ask the Doctor where you are. 2. Jump out of the bed and run out of the room. 3. Wait for the Doctor to make the first move. The Doctor continues looking at you with concern, only looking away to make notes on a clipboard from time to time. The Doctor continues looking at you with concern, only looking away to make notes on a clipboard from time to time. Do you... Do you... 1. Ask the Doctor where you are. 2. Jump out of the bed and run out of the room. 3. Wait for the Doctor to make the first move. 1. Ask the Doctor where you are. 2. Jump out of the bed and run out of the room. 3. Wait for the Doctor to make the first move. As you run through the door, you hear the Doctor yell, "Wait, you can't go through..." As you run through the door, you hear the Doctor yell, "Wait, you can't go through..." After an instant of agony, you find yourself in the middle of a long corridor. After an instant of agony, you find yourself in the middle of a long corridor. In one direction, the corridor leads towards light. In the other, it disappears into darkness. In one direction, the corridor leads towards light. In the other, it disappears into darkness. Do you... Do you... 1. Walk towards the light. 2. Walk towards the darkness. 1. Walk towards the light. 2. Walk towards the darkness. You raise a fair point. You raise a fair point. On the one hand, this does seem like an absurd exercise for a small business website that no one has heard of. On the one hand, this does seem like an absurd exercise for a small business website that no one has heard of. On the other hand, there's something absurd about the entire proposition of capturing one person's work and range, much less an entire studio of creatives, in a single site. On the other hand, there's something absurd about the entire proposition of capturing one person's work and range, much less an entire studio of creatives, in a single site. But we all have websites because we all have to have websites. And Facebook pages. And Twitter accounts because why? Because we all do? But we all have websites because we all have to have websites. And Facebook pages. And Twitter accounts because why? Because we all do? The only way you can uncover if a creative person or studio is right for you is through an actual face-to-face conversation, so I'm hoping you'll go ahead and send me a note. The only way you can uncover if a creative person or studio is right for you is through an actual face-to-face conversation, so I'm hoping you'll go ahead and send me a note. Either way, thanks for sticking with this. Either way, thanks for sticking with this.